someone threw a dead crab at me
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I could fuck to npr.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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