Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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