You surviving the open bar?
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he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
zippers are such a cool invention
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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