That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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