Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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