Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
she smelled like a LAN party
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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