we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Randomize
