my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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