census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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