Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
