How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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