So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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