so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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