You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
