exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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