We're like a lot better than the average bears
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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