i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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