have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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