When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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