youre lurking in front of me
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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