Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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