can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You've changed since you got that strap on
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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