Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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