even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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