Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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