windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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