Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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