so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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