I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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