walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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