some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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