He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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