Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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