halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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