I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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