What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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