You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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