i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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