What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
