And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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