her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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