Is it normal to miss your booty call?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Drunk is not a location!
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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