After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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