i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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