yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
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New Orleans
Every time
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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