those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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