Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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