my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
There r osticjed everywhere
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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