I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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