Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My nipple is on Facebook.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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