rhymes with "ouble enetration"
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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