? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
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i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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