I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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