32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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