I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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