was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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